An Orgasam a day….
Contra to what teenagers at school have been told for years it is now being encouraged by the NHS (National Health Service) to have sex at least two times a week...if that's not your cup of tea at least ensure you stick to a strict masturbation schedule.
The UK currently has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Europe yet top officials are now sending leaflets out at schools informing pupils to start and remain sexually active...just be safe.
The leaflet fronts the headline which will lure in any young teenage boy. 'An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away' the article then goes on to explain 'Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes of physical activity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week.'
Not that I believe many grown men let alone school kids could drag the act out for 30 minutes.
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So who says the Brits are prudes? Also any young school boy out there struggling to get laid try out the latest chat up line to be sweeping the playgrounds
Fancy a good night...just want to keep you healthy.
So pregnant Britain....please keep up the high rate of sexual activity, for your health. Just please use protection. As always with stories like such there are a lot of pissed of parents but hey. This is a result for teenage Britain.
In other news as you may see around you the site has now been re-designed and released over a week early. I hope you like the new look. We are aware of the two issues on the homepage and are currently working to fix these. Please bare with us.
As for news stories amongst others these will keep coming and their will be a Friday video just as before. Well now I got to go to get back to playing the latest Harry Potter on the xBox 360.
Enjoy.